Many shudder at the mere mention of the word.
Personally, I like it.
The way people speak is the way they think.
The way they choose to order their thoughts, the way they construct their ideas in sentences... personally, I find it a trip.
But, that's just me.
Most of the other 6 billion humanoids, that share this orbiting rock with me, would rather poke their eyes out with spoons before they'd sit through a grammar lesson.
So, the only solution is to hypnotize them.
I came up with this